Posts Tagged ‘food porn’

Food Porn Facebook Faker: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

April 5, 2015

Food Porn Cookie Facebook TemptressVile temptress, she!/
Posting food porn photos of/
desserts I’ll ne’er taste!

Free Food Porn: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

November 9, 2014

Harvesting golden delicious apples near West Mountain, UTWhen apples are free,/
The Little Red Hen and food/
porn go hand in hand.Apple Crisp, Little Red Hen Style (free apples)

It’s Finally My Turn: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

February 1, 2014

An omelet worthy of a standing O: Oscar the Grouch omelet, Jan. 2014After years of food/
standing O’s, I fin’lly gave/
one to my omelet.