Posts Tagged ‘food poisoning’

Bad Chicken Wings: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

January 7, 2013

Had I not eaten/
that cool green cuke, I’m certain/
you’d have seen me puke.

I Eat Everything (Usually): Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

August 19, 2012

I actually threw/
food away. It was that or/
get stomach pois’ning.

Fear of Pho: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

May 18, 2010

I’m eating, ah, ah,/
leftover seafood spiced Pho./
I hope I don’t die.