Who Asked Him? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Fortunately, his/
opinion hasn’t mattered/
for many decades.

Flying Allegiant 5:49 A.M. Fashion Compromise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

To meet weight limits,/
sometimes compromises in/
fashion must be made.

End Of Summer Fashion Bummer: Revolutionary Improv Limerick

Labor Day is finally past,/
so I must put away, at last,/
my gaudy silk Hawaiian shirt;/
my white loafer shoes that pinch and hurt;/
for summer’s come and gone too fast.

Results Of Fashion Aberration: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

My aberration/
fash-i-on` sent kids screaming/
and made women faint.

Can’t I Wear My New White Shoes In April In Utah? Revolutionary Limerick

Worldly fashion etiquette says to wait:
Wear white shoes post Memorial Day’s date.
But here in remote Utah
they’ll exclaim “Fashion? Pashaw!”
And think spring ivory loafers first rate!

2 My Boyfriend-less Daughter, Distressed: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

Don’t distress./
Music is a mistress/
and muse./
Move/
and move on./
Get yer groove on./
Be fun!/
Keep yer fashion./
Find yer passion!/
Somewhere/
some1 better is there.