Fly Me To The Moon Or Not: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I’d sing “Fly Me to/
the Moon”, but only after/
we’ve met and she has.

Happy Thanksgiving From The King!: Romantic ImproVerse Song

Happy Thanksgiving/
from the King!/
Let me know/
if the video/
doesn’t flow!

Hidden Treasures: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s great looking in/
your car’s trunk and finding an/
Elvis umbrella.

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Elvis’s Pulled Pork BarbieQue: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Tell me dear am I/
lonesome tonight? Not with some/
pulled pork barbieque!
OR
She showed her Elvis/
tattoo, then served barboeque./
Thank you very much!

Yup, I Am: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Karaoke the/
King’s “Are you lonesome tonight?”.
Valentines’ self gift.

Self-Fulfilling Caroling: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

When “Blue Christmas” is /
in your range and repertoire,/
it may self-fulfill.

Acting Weird: Revolutionary Poetry

You’ve not see me:
Ill.
In pain.
Exhausted.
Weak.
Freezing.
Nervous.
Sleep deprived.
Delirious.
Confused.
Lonely.
Afraid.
Alone.
Scared.

For you I’ve always been:
Happy.
Healthy.
Energetic.
Strong.
Comfortable.
In control.
Confident.
Lucid.

Of course I’m acting weird.
I’m standing here
On an unknown stage,
Reading unfamiliar lines,
With no props,
And with emptiness
All around,
In a solo show.

You can get a refund
On your ticket,
And they can bring
The curtain down.