Wildflower Lunch With Eeyore And Magpies: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

These Eeyorian
thistles* are so pretty I’ll/
gladly not eat them.

OR

Lunchtime with Eeyore./
These thistles are so pretty.
I’ll look and not lunch.

*Upon closer examination, these purple wildflowers are NOT thistles.

Eeyore, Relationship Destroyer: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I complain too much./
I am Eeyore, destroyer/
of relationships.

Evolution of the Eeyorian Minstrel: Revolutionary Email Sonnet

In National Poetry Month,
I’ll have written 100 rhymes.
And I’ll have thought about you
at least one thousand times.

Around April 1st I was a fool:
Insecure, self-conscious, and whiney.
And when you read my words aloud
it was all you could do to remind me

that I shouldn’t beg, nor complain, nor whine;
refrain from all those Eeyorian traits.
So I did as you suggested, and became confident.
I act as I feel: first rate.

It hasn’t changed my ability to see you,
but at least I’m doing what I need to.

Neither Eeyore nor Piglet: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

I’m not Eeyore/
anymore./
But I cant be Piglet/
either, I bet,/
who just does a very noble thing/
regardless of his own feelings./
I miss U, and/
I own that stand.

No More Eeyore: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

There’s no more Eeyore./
Thistle chomping is passe’./
No more “Oh, bother”.

Alternative ending:
There’s no more Eeyore./
Thistle chomping is passe’./
Funfunfun is in!

Am I an Eeyore? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Am i an Eeyore?/
Or am i hoping for more/
than someone can give?

Alterntative ending
Am i an Eeyore?/
Or am i hoping for more/
than some want to spend?