Suffragette City Surprise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Eating at a swank/
cafe, I didn’t expect/
Suffragette City.

My Daughter’s Last Meal: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I never worried/
that french fries at Red Robin/
would be her last meal.

Count Happiness Not Calories: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

“Counting happiness/
not calories” is a great/
motto for my life.
OR
I’ll “Count Happiness,/
not Calories.” It’s a great/
motto for our lives.

“Count Happiness, not Calories!” was originally stated by Stephanie, my server at the Orem, Utah Carrabba’s Italian Grill restaurant, when we commented on the chocolate cake and how many calories it had.

The Pot Calling The Kettle Fat: Revolutionary Improv Limerick

There once was a woman named Zhen*/
Who’d exclaim, (each time she’d walk in):/
“LOOK AT THAT!
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to crying again.
*(pronounced “Zen”)

OR
There once was a woman named Zhen/
(though herself not overly thin),
who’d exclaim: “LOOK AT THAT!
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to whining* again.

*eating

Eating Without Disorder: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Sitting with my girl,/
eating dinner freely, makes/
me very happy.

No ผัดไทย (Pad Thai) Delight: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I wonder: Does she /

know that eating ผัดไทย (Pad Thai) no /

longer delights me?

IMing While Eating Advantage: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

The advantage of/

IMing while eating? You /

can talk with full mouth.

 

Preparing For Arrival: Romantic Blogging IMprov Haiku

In preparation,/
I found me drinking juice and/
eating pineapple.