Posts Tagged ‘eating’

Suffragette City Surprise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 29, 2014

Eating at a swank/
cafe, I didn’t expect/
Suffragette City.

My Daughter’s Last Meal: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

March 2, 2014

I never worried/
that french fries at Red Robin/
would be her last meal.

Count Happiness Not Calories: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 17, 2013

“Counting happiness/
not calories” is a great/
motto for my life.
I’ll “Count Happiness,/
not Calories.” It’s a great/
motto for our lives.

“Count Happiness, not Calories!” was originally stated by Stephanie, my server at the Orem, Utah Carrabba’s Italian Grill restaurant, when we commented on the chocolate cake and how many calories it had.


The Pot Calling The Kettle Fat: Revolutionary Improv Limerick

May 2, 2013

There once was a woman named Zhen*/
Who’d exclaim, (each time she’d walk in):/
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to crying again.
*(pronounced “Zen”)

There once was a woman named Zhen/
(though herself not overly thin),
who’d exclaim: “LOOK AT THAT!
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to whining* again.


Eating Without Disorder: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 1, 2013

Sitting with my girl,/
eating dinner freely, makes/
me very happy.

No ผัดไทย (Pad Thai) Delight: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

February 23, 2012

Pad Thai ผัดไทย from May Thai, Seattle, WAI wonder: Does she /

know that eating ผัดไทย (Pad Thai) no /

longer delights me?

IMing While Eating Advantage: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

January 11, 2012

The advantage of/

IMing while eating? You /

can talk with full mouth.


Preparing For Arrival: Romantic Blogging IMprov Haiku

July 26, 2011

In preparation,/
I found me drinking juice and/
eating pineapple.