Video Regret: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Of all the things I/
wish I hadn’t done, that dumb/
video is one.

Holding The Phone Too Long: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

She thot it dumb when/
her hand went uncomfortably/
numb. I thot it sweet.

What If I Don’t: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

If I don’t re-post/
some tripe I think is silly,/
I’m chicken or dumb?

Utah Crash Text Dummy: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku

So many Utah folks/
text while driving, I must write/
about it…what?!? AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why Not Read? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I started reading/
when I decided that my/
excuses were *lame.

OR
*dumb.

Simply Stupid: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

Sometimes there’s no good /
reason for doing something /
stupid. You’re just dumb.

No Dumb Poetry Expressed: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

A friend wrote me a thought flow / poem through email. When I didn’t receive it, she said “It was dumb, anyway!” (actually, it was brilliant… as usual), to which I responded:

In the writing world,/
there is no dumb poetry,/
just thoughts unexpressed.

Rum Tasting: Revolutionary Rhyming Haiku

Some rums are yum. Some/
are dumb. You can test them by/
sticking in your thumb

Forgetting A Flashlight: Revolutionary Improv Blogging Haiku

A dumb moonlight hike/
across high desert slickrock
makes me glad for cairns.

OR

Lost hiking under/
moonlight on desert slickrock:/
I’m thankful for cairns.

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Random Is Not Dumb: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick

Texts may be random/
but they’re not dumb./
Maybe you’d be here,/
and I’d buy you a beer/
and show I care at least some.