Why Be Disturbed: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Why should the drunk man/
disturb me by dancing the/
same way that I do?

Me? Drinking? Romantic Email Free Verse

Me? Drinking?
If I am,
it is only the wine
of your beauty,
deliciously poured
over the experience
of your life,
aged with
intellectual understanding,
breathing the air
of possibility,
which intoxicates me.

Drunken Honesty: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

U emoted 2 me/
honestly,/
but l8r thunk/
U were drunk;/
2 use/
that excuse./
Being from Wisconsin I know/
it’s moreso the case/
that honesty flows/
when yer Sh*t-faced!