Drooling At Heaven’s Gates: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

She stood, drooling, in/
front of the gates of heaven./
Should I push her in?

Ogling Versus Drooling: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

There’s a difference/
Between ogling and drooling./
I have to clean up.

Key Strokes Set Innards Drooling: Romantic IMprov Poem

You know IMing/
puts a lot of pressure on me,/
because I now have to be/
creatively/
over the top/
at the drop/
of a hat,/
and I can’t always do that./

(Who am I fooling?/
Of course I can! /
I can set innnards drooling/
with a few key strokes of my hand!)

Analysis of a Kiss Bliss: A Romantic IMprov Poem

When you understand
that a woman
is, by design,
tender and refined,

you don’t feel the need
to rush in with speed;
to plunge headlong
with drooling, forceful tongue.

Instead, you rely
on the touch of a butterfly
landing lightly on a new flower:
Then she’s in your power.

When you can feel her breath
almost begging you: “Next!”
and can taste of her sweetness
as you hold her face in caress,

then
is when

you can feel, and give her,
anticipated bliss:
That gentle, tender,
yet passionate, kiss.