Posts Tagged ‘drool’

Summer Strawberry Shortcake Challenge: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku(s)

June 4, 2015

I bought strawberries/
for Mom today. She had some/
already. Who cares?
AND
Seeing strawberry /
shortcake for dessert makes me/
forget all the rest.
AND
Strawberry shortcake/
brings back summer memories/
and smiles and drooling.

Got Milk? Soul Patch: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

March 18, 2015

If you grow a beard,/
soul patch style, and your hair’s gray,/
it looks like “Got milk?”
OR
Grow a soul patch beard./
If your hair’s gray, it looks like/
you’ve “Got milk?” chin drool.

Red Shoes Crepe Drool: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

February 12, 2014

Red strapped movement causerI was worried my/
drool would tarnish her red shoes./
It wasn’t from crepes.

Ogling Versus Drooling: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

January 9, 2013

There’s a difference/
Between ogling and drooling./
I have to clean up.

You Are So Causual Cool: Romantic IMprov Limerick

February 24, 2011

If you weren’t so cool/
I probably wouldn’t drool/
over you so much,
and be so out of touch,/
like a silly fool.

To a Friend With Facebook Fans: Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet

October 13, 2010

I’ve been tempted to join the drooling fray/

but I fear I would blow your fans away/

with my romantic verbosit-ay. /

What could your admirers then say?

Not only that, but I can see/

I could spend all my talents on thee,/

writing prose and poetry,/

and then, where would that get me?

A body of work for the ages to admire;/

to uplift, arouse, and inspire./

And as the flames of awe mount ever higher,/

I’d become consumed in veneration’s pyre.

When all I’ve ever wanted to do/

was express the awesome, inspirational you.

Drooling Of You: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

July 5, 2010

It’s been a long time/
since I drooled in my slumber./
I have thoughts of you.

Bed Head Twitch And Drool: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Poetry

May 22, 2010

I have bed head./
That’s not as cool/
as your red head,/
which,/
like a fool,/
makes me twitch/
and drool.

Drooling On My Pillow: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

May 15, 2010

I woke up drooling,/
spittle drenching my pillow,/
and remembered you.

Drooling Dancing Without Hot Coccoa: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

March 28, 2010

I figured you got/
swept off your feet by some hot/
guy who was sweeeet!/
A dancing fool/
who caused you to drool/
and made you loco/
even without hot coccoa!