Hie Top Down To Kolob: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you hie, top down,/
to Kolob, God lets you reach/
and grab the full moon.

Listen To The Rhapsody Radio: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

A car swerved and cut/
me off just as Queen sang, loud,:/
“Let him go!” I did.

Keeping Awake: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

If she were driving/
late and needed me to keep/
her awake, I would.

Getting A Farmer’s Tan: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you drive *in a/
ragtop in the sun, you’ll get/
a nice farmer’s tan.
OR
*with your top down

Driving Heart Pain: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If I have a bad/
heart attack when driving, who/
will answer my phone?

Driving With Purpose: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

What is the purpose/
of having a ragtop if/
you don’t go topless?
OR
What’s the purpose of/
driving with a ragtop if/
you don’t go topless?

Mule Deer Antlers Plus Ragtops Don’t Work: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Driving home I saw/
3 dozen deer. I’m so glad/
I didn’t meet them.

Driving To Work: 7:59 a.m.: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I know you’re driving./
I hope you’re safe arriving./
I miss your mem’ry.
Or
I miss you mornings.
Or
Mornings, I miss you.

The One Time I’ve Liked Freeway Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Driving into the/
heart of the sunrise, I’m glad/
for freeway billboards.
Or
Driving into the/
sunrise, freeway billboards cut/
down on the dawn’s glare.

Footloose At The Roller Mills: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’m cutting Footloose /
as I drive past the Lehi/
Roller Mills. Bizarre!