Knowing Yourself: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When you know yourself/
enough to know you don’t know,/
you are not confused.

Getting My Stuff Together: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Now that I’ve got all/
my stuff together, I don’t/
know where to put it.

I’m Right. Mom’s Wrong: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I know God loves me./
You and your mom don’t. It’s time/
to change your beliefs.
Or

I know God loves me./
You and your mom don’t. Change who/
you are believing.
Or
you believe and trust.

Or
I know God loves me./
You and your mom don’t. This time,/
Mom’s wrong. Dad knows best.

OR
You and your mom don’t. Mom’s wrong,/
‘cuz Father knows best.

Bountiful Grandmother’s Birthday: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

To one I don’t know,/
yet for whom feelings flow, I /
say: “Happy Birthday!”

Sunshine Revelation: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Laying on the grass/
near her house, I learned I don’t/
know what her needs are.

OR
I lay on the grass.
Like sunshine, wisdom’s revealed!
I don’t get women!

Thanks to Editor-San for correcting my imperfect Haiku)