Her Dining Choice: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

She could have dined on/
Asian noodles. Instead, she’ll/
feast on haiku’d words.

Dining Outcome Conundrum: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She says we can go/
out to eat but I don’t know/
how to do* Vegan.
OR
*dine

Steak Versus Seafood in Chicago: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

In a city known/
for great beef steaks, why would I/
go out for seafood?

Asking A Haute Restauranteur To Dinner: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku With Entree’ Options

Asking a nouveau/
haute cuisine restauranteur /
to dinner is weird.

OR (at a gourmet reader’s suggestion)
Asking haute nouveau/
cuisine restauranteurs to /
dine could be sav’ry.
(OR)
… could be tasty.
(OR)
… could be scrumptious!
(OR)
… could be yummy!
(OR)
… could be zesty!
(OR)
… could be delish.
(OR)
… could be trouble.
(OR)
… could be a start.
(OR)
… could be spicy.
(OR)
… could be funny.
(OR)
… could clean my plate.
(OR)
… could be 김치.
(OR)
… could be ______________ (submit your own suggestions!)

Seduce Me With Sushi: A Romantic ConTEXTing Foodie Poem

U won’t seduce me/

with sushi./

But U can Thai me up,/

and chocolate/

does me just fine!/

I need no wine/

2 remove my defenses;/

I’ll gladly dine/

with curried senses.