Driving To A Blind Date: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She stared and smiled at/
me, eyes gleaming, thrilled to meet,/
until I stood up.

Why Can’t I Eat What I Want? : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Beware of people/
who have eating disorders./
They are food Nazis.
OR
Beware of people/
on diets. They may become/
extreme food Nazis.