Quick Moonset: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I didn’t know the /
thumbnail moonset would happen/
so quickly out here.

The Unknown Straw: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

“That is the last straw!”/
she yelled. He didn’t know that/
there’d been a first straw.

Dangling Invitation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

The invitation/
I left dangling. I knew not/
how she’d handle me.

Carols From The Back Room: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

The waitress didn’t/
know she made me happy by/
singing Christmas songs.

Something I Didn’t Know: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I didn’t know a/
hot high-speed shower could give/
you an enema!