Posts Tagged ‘diarrhea’

Worried About Thanksgiving: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

November 25, 2014

The worst feeling in/
the world: Have diarrhea/
on Thanksgiving Eve.

Beware of Bran Muffins! : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

November 24, 2013

If a thin woman,/
who thinks you’re fat, gives you bran/
muffins, turn them down.