Posts Tagged ‘Date’

Happy Thanksgiving From The King!: Romantic ImproVerse Song

November 28, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving/
from the King!/
Let me know/
if the video/
doesn’t flow!

Relaxing Dates: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

November 26, 2013

She said she needed/
dates which relaxed her and let/
her have fun. Mine don’t.

Looking For My Constant Companion: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

November 21, 2013

Why keep looking for/
a constant companion? I/
already have one!
OR

I keep looking for/
a constant companion. I /
already have one!

Smoothie Time: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

May 21, 2013

I can pick her up/
In my ragtop for a cool/
smoothie. How groovy!

Discovering The World’s Largest Open-Pit Prozac Mine: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

August 28, 2012

A friend claims all the/
Utah women he dates take/
psycho drugs. Yeah? So?

What’s Your Magic Number: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

July 30, 2011

What’s your limit? Your/
magic number? When you reach /
it, how will you know?

Virtual Date Stand Up: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

June 19, 2011

If you set dates that/
are virtual and no one/
calls, you’re still stood up.

Why Does Charlie Sheen? Revolutionary Improv Blogging Limerick

April 26, 2011

Why does Charlie Sheen
date a porn queen
young enough to be his daughter?
I really think he oughta
leave her flat on his flat screen.

What Time Will Work Great? Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

April 26, 2011

What time will work great/
for as late/
or as early/
as you want to see/
me and date?

Get Used To It: Romantic Blogging Poetry

April 2, 2011

It’s been a long time
since
you winced
but said yes
to going out.

I doubt
you’re used to
being picked up,
being asked what you thought,
being walked home when the evening’s through.

It might seem like forever since
you were asked to dance;
were romanced;
felt the bliss
of a first kiss;
just took a walk
to find time to talk;
had someone say
“You look pretty today.”

You’re not used to
being cooked for;
thinking “Bitte, more”;
having your door opened for you;
having your heart opened for you.

If you understood
how incredibly good
it is, I’ll bet
you could
get used to it.
You should.