Songbird Waltz Kitchen Dance: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Can one who can’t dance/
in the kitchen grasp the waltz/
of rain and songbirds?

OR

Can one who dances/
in the kitchen grasp the waltz/
of rain and songbirds?

OR

Only one who’ll dance/
in the kitchen grasps the waltz/
of rain and songbirds.

Kitchen Dancing: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I shared a romantic thot/
about kitchen dancing./
She heard,/
and said: That’s not/
romancing;/
it’s absurd!/
I sighed/
but wasn’t perplexed./
“I tried”/
thot I./
“Next!”