Mom’s Health Barometer: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If you are worried
about Mom’s health, hold her hand./
She’ll crush your fingers.

Feeling Crushed On: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I wonder what it/
would feel like to have someone/
like you crush on me?

Crushin’ On Your Deep Genius: Romantic IMprov Haiku

If I text you that/
I have a crush on your deep [OR hot]/
genius, does that work?

Reviewing Old Crushes: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I’ve learned that when you /
once had a crush, later you/
don’t like their face much.

Crab’s Crushing Revenge: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

While you worked, I was/
screaming, separating a/
rock crab from my thumb.

TV Personality Bare Skin Footage: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She’s my shy TV/
personality who just/
sends bare skin footage.

*No model release was obtained for this photo. However, because these feet are not readily identifiable, and because the photo was sent of the TV personality’s own free will and choice, the poet, WordPress, and all other entitites are released from any contractual obligations.
Should, however, the TV personality request removal of the accompanying photo due to her extrordinary shyness, the footage will be removed.

Like 2nd Grade Again, Asking “Do You Like Me?”: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

‘Not romantic’ly’/
was what she said, hopefully,/
crushing my query.

Lite Words 2 Sum R Heavy 2 Others: A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

Words/
Cyrano heard/
dropped by RoxAnn/
could crush a man,/
he said,/
but only if she remember-ed/
those/
hopes/
she dropped lightly,/
4 naught,/
which he mightly/
caught.