From The Middle-Aged Man Behind The Back Row: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

If the music grooves/
and moves, but you don’t get up/
and dance, what’s the point?

No Dater Karaoke King: Revolutionary IMprov Iambic Poem

Do you
want to
guarantee
no-date
misery?

Be the headliner
whiner,
the gooner
crooner,
at Krazy
Karaoke!