Do New Bus Stuff: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Taking new bus routes/
is kinda like the first day/
of school, (but more cool).

Footloose Topless Dancing In Utah: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How awesome is it/
to drive, topless dancing, near/
Lehi’s Roller Mills?!?

OR

It’s cool to drive and/
dance, Footloose and topless, near/
Lehi Roller Mills!

Cool Accidents: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

My straw hat got crushed/
on accident, but now it/
looks very natty.

Cool Like Betty White Birthday: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

When I am old, with/
the end in sight, I hope I’m/
cool like Betty White!

Carpooling Blonde Query: Romantic IMprov (Almost) Limerick

She a cool, tall blonde/
Of whom I could be fond./
Does she want to carpool with me/
To see what kind of gentleman I’ll be?/
Or just to save gas?

Got Your Wayfarers On: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you put on your/
Wayfarers* and poke your eye,/
you stop looking cool.

OR
*sunglasses

Harmonic Memories Of A Sunset Float: Revolutionary Blogging Sonnet

Gazing at her golden hair
and softly glowing skin/
made me wish I was again there.
A Midwest lake: I’m diving in.

I float in the sunset,
and lay there, half submerged;
half warmed by sun, half cooled with wet;
harmonizing breathing and chirping birds.

An hummed experience of oohhmmm that was new.
A sung peace that tuned my innermost core.
The harmonic returns again as I view
her golden-toned decoutage’ once more.

She somehow can carry within her calm face
the memories and tones of another peaceful place.

Bad Chicken Wings: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Had I not eaten/
that cool green cuke, I’m certain/
you’d have seen me puke.

Writing Cool Cyrillic Poetry: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I wish I could write /
poetry that looks as cool/
as Без названия does.

Being Cool: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She said: “I’m having/
a hot flash!” so I tried to/
cool her down a bit.