No Convincing Needed, Right? Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

The more we try to/
convince someone we’re right for /
them, the more we’re not.

Whine Divine Relationship Slip: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

There once was a woman, I’ll say!/
Who talked me into another day/
About how her boyfriend would whine/
That their relationship was Divine,/
Until she told him to go away!

Who’s Not Listening? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I can’t convince you/
that I’m listening, heartfelt,/
to you when you’re not.

Convincing Folks To Like Me: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I’m tired of trying/
to convince folks to like me./
To cave is not Dave.