Is Facebook Big Brother: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick

Facebook’s tracking everything I do:
What I say, and who I say it to.
Mark Zuckerberg is worse than my mother.
He’s turned into a cyber big brother!
We all wring our hands and cry “who knew!?!?!”

Stickin’ Her Toe In: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

She thinks that she otter
Stick her toe in dating pool’s water.
Will taking a break
Be a big mistake
As she becomes online date fodder?

Truth Hurts But … Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

Truth’s good to know./
How I wish it weren’t so!/
Then I could go on revealing/
deep desires and feelings,/
and bask in your fire’s warm glow.

I Hope U r OK: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick

I know I have no cause to/
worry at all about you./
But when a friend’s silence/
seems so out of balance,/
it’s just what caring folk do.

You Won’t Like Me When You Misunderstand: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

You wont like me when/
you misunderstand/
what I intend to say./
You’ll just go away.
You won’t be my friend.

Note: This will also be added to the “You Won’t Like Me When” series earlier (Feb. 10th) in this blog.

Sedate Date Removes Hate: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick

I wanted to sedate her,/
see if I could date her,/
and, in time,/
change her mind/
about being a man hater.

Original was “about being a Mormon hater.”

You and Michael Buble’s Toupée: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

If Michael Buble/
wore a toupée,/
would you still at his songs sigh?/
Would they still make your soul fly?/
You make me feel the same way.