Bed-And-Breakfast Conundrum: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

The problem with a /
bed-and-breakfast stay is that /
you want company.

Say A Prayer That I’ll Be There: Revolutionary IMprov Iambic Haiku

Say a prayer for me,/
and if it works, I may soon/
keep you company!

A Friend’s Peanut Butter Celery Sticks: Revolutionary IMprov Poem

To a friend bemoaning/
a lack of served food,/
I say, to one who is lonely,/
the company tastes good!/
So don't feel bad!/
I loved what we had!/
Peanut Butter and celery sticks/
will always, for me, do the trick!