Java Math Junkie: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Swirling dark java/
connects his math synapses./
Why I don’t coffee.

On Texting Too Early: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I texted too early;
my mistake.
I don’t know, surely,
when you wake.

You claim you need coffee?
Please, call me!

Why needest thou coffee?
Thou shouldst call me
and certainly
see
how gently
and slowly
I would wake thee!

Your Morning Wake-Up: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Oops! Silly me! I/
forgot you require your one/
hot morning coffee!

Thoughts of Her, Like Coffee: Romantic Email Sonnett

Thoughts of her
Like coffee, rich and pure
Flow through my veins,
And activate my brain.

She’s not a java bean
Grown high in Columbian mountains
But a living, breathing human being
Who opens my creative fountains.

I don’t need to get in line and stand
At a counter as a barista perspires
And order “Americana, double skinny, grande”
To be energized and inspired.

Her being physically close isn’t even required
To get my brain’s synapses connected and fired.

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Her Drug of Choice: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Until she gets coffee,/
I am all she has to get /
to get her going.

Coffee Cups Lead To Break-ups: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

My coffee cup collection:/
A sad reflection/
of women traveling freely,/
who now go on without me./
When U flew back 2day/
I had 2 say/
I wasn’t bugged/
U 4got a mug.

My Chemistry Romance Invitation: Email Poem Series

[She said]:
You might be rather witty
You could be lots of fun
But if we don’t share chemistry
I’ll still be on the run

I do not doubt
that your rhyme is true.
We should find out
for both me and you.

Then you must have time
to make up a rhyme
asking for coffee or tea
so you can finally meet me

You said you’d be back
after the Easter break
(if I haven’t
made a horrific mistake),
and that you’d contact me then
to let me know when
you were back in town
and up for hangin’ around.
So I’m waiting.
Antici . . . pating.