Posts Tagged ‘chocolate cake’

Count Happiness Not Calories: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 17, 2013

“Counting happiness/
not calories” is a great/
motto for my life.
OR
I’ll “Count Happiness,/
not Calories.” It’s a great/
motto for our lives.

“Count Happiness, not Calories!” was originally stated by Stephanie, my server at the Orem, Utah Carrabba’s Italian Grill restaurant, when we commented on the chocolate cake and how many calories it had.

Ask For What You Want Frustration: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

September 19, 2011

It’s embarrassing/
to request what you really /
want, then not get it.

OR
It’s so frustrating/
to order what you really /
want, then not get it.

OR
ask for

Old Chocolate Cake: a Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

July 13, 2009

I made a mistake/
of eating old/
chocolate cake:/
Checked 4 mold./
It sat/
in back/
interior/
of black/
car/
many days./
The error of my ways?/
I knew b4/
I’d lust 4 more.