Late Cheesy Birthday Present: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It turns out I can’t/
give her the mild brick I brought./
It aged and turned sharp.

A Cheesy Romantic Iambic Poem Lament

Because she remembered me/
I bought her some cheesy/
gifts, where the brick is made thick,/
and cheddar is much better./
But if she doesn’t want to see me,/
she won’t get any.