Posts Tagged ‘cheesehead’

World-Class Recyler: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haikus

November 15, 2014

World-Class Recyler

Her kitchen isn’t/
cluttered. She’s just a world-class/
plastic recycler.

AND

… And Wear Your Cheesehead!

Do you want to clean/
your hoarder friend’s kitchen? Wait/
for da Badgers game.
Cleaning da Kitchen ... cheesehead style!

Stable Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

November 15, 2014

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so stable” as I am/
wearing my Cheesehead.

OR

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so level-headed” as/
I wear my Cheesehead.
I'm a (normal) cheesehead

Kuhl Awesome Gift: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

November 12, 2014

John Kuhn autographed Green Bay Packer Jersey says "John Kuhn #30  Super Bowl Champs"What do you do when/
you get a gift so awesome/
it transcends “Thank You!!”?

(The John Kuhn autographed Green Bay Packer jersey says “John Kuhn #30” and “Super Bowl XLV Champs”)

30 Seconds Tree To Mouth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

November 9, 2014

Eating Cheese and Apples in A West Mountain Orchard “An apple without/
cheese is like a kiss without/
a squeeze.” Cheesehead truth.

I-15 Topless Cheesehead Smile Bringer: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

September 4, 2014

I-15 Topless Cheesehead Smile-bringerIt’s that time of year!/
I wear my cheesehead, dance, and/
bring smiles to drivers.

You Can Know Me: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 4, 2014

I wear my heart on/
my sleeve, my smile on my face,/
and cheese on my head.

The Eternal Conflict Rages: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

August 28, 2014

Thus, the eternal/
conflict rages in my heart/
and soul. Cheesehead? ‘Hawks?

Who Likes Free Coleslaw: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

July 7, 2014

One gallon of free/
coleslaw. It’s good that Mother/
and I are Cheeseheads.

Late Cheesy Birthday Present: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

April 27, 2014

Aged mild brick with a strawberry turned sharp cheeseIt turns out I can’t/
give her the mild brick I brought./
It aged and turned sharp.

Mac & Cheesehead: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

April 21, 2014

Mac & CheeseheadI sent her something/
personal, should she ever/
try to forget me.

OR
I sent personal/
poetry, should she want to/
try to ignore me.