Posts Tagged ‘cheese’

A Cheesy Romantic Iambic Poem Lament

July 13, 2013

Because she remembered me/
I bought her some cheesy/
gifts, where the brick is made thick,/
and cheddar is much better./
But if she doesn’t want to see me,/
she won’t get any.

Feeling Bad At Dinner Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

June 10, 2013

Am I the only/
man who drowns his sorrows in/
root beer and cheddar?

Enjoying Fruits Of The Land: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

August 30, 2012

During harvest time/
he wondered how his cheese would/
taste with her peaches.

Las Vegas 102 Degree Tarmac – Sushi Au Gratin: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

July 3, 2012

Las Vegas summer/
tarmac. Salmon. Cheddar cheese.
Sushi au gratin.


Wooing With Cheese And Salmon: Epilogue Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

July 2, 2012

Thus the cheese wooing ends,
for cheddar and salmon do not blend.
Sitting on a scalding Vegas runway
waiting for a flight five hours delayed,
it’s not a treat I’d give a friend.

Flowers Or Cheese: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

July 2, 2012

I sent virtual/
flowers, but nothing happened. /
Maybe cheese will help?

To A Mother At Church Feeding A 3-Year-Old: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

July 24, 2011

Context: On the pew in front of me, at church was a VERY chubby 3 year old. Through the course of the meeting her mother gave her a bag of gummi bears, string cheese, a bag of apple chips, more candy, and a bag of some other snack. Maybe there is a reason she needs it, and I’ll try not to throw the first … chocolate kiss!
If you stuff your kids/
with junk food, they will end up/
looking fat like you.

Kitchen Cheesed Off: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Rant

June 22, 2011

In being told to /
clean up the cheesed kitchen, I/
am, myself, cheesed off.

High Desert Gouda Stuff: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Pun

May 29, 2011

Fuzzy radio. /
High desert cheese. Thoughts of you./
It’s the gouda stuff.

Aged Cheddar Is Better Than Jealous: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

May 19, 2011

HRH, The Queen of England, at the Royal Wedding, proves her true loyalties

Drop green jealousy./
Change it to a nice chartreuse,/
Like Wisconsin cheese.