Posts Tagged ‘cheese’

Birthday? Christmas? It Doesn’t Matter–Cheese Is Always Cool! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 26, 2017

I didn’t thank her/
for the cool bag. That doesn’t/
mean I’m ungrateful.
Cheese Bag gift thank you 2016


I’ll Be Home For Cheese Christmas: Revolutionary Improv Song Cover

December 23, 2016

I’ll have cheese for Christmas./
You can plan on me./
We have snow,/
but no mistletoe,/
And Cheese Curds under the tree./
Christmas Eve will find me/
where the snow has been./
I’ll have cheese for Christmas/
and you’ll be in my dreams!
I'll have cheese for Christmas! Union Star Cheese Factory, Zittau, Wisconsin, Christmas 2016Click for the video about “I’ll have cheese for Christmas!”

Wisconsin Friday Dinner: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 11, 2015

Summer sausage and cojack cheese from Held's, Slinger WisconsinSummer sausage and/
cheese for dinner. Does it get/
much better than that?

Supah Wisconsin Style (Donchaknow!): Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse

January 6, 2015

While I’m getting ready/

to fly out,
a sophisticated,


Mercedes-driving couple

sees my cheesehead,

my John Kuhn autographed Packers jersey,

my Wisconsin wool and leather letterman’s jacket,

and my Packers shopping bag

(filled with cheese

and summer sausage.)

They smile,

and then exclaim: “We like your style!”

Ja, hey!

I’m in Wisconsin,


Packers Cheesehead Wisconsin Style

30 Seconds Tree To Mouth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

November 9, 2014

Eating Cheese and Apples in A West Mountain Orchard “An apple without/
cheese is like a kiss without/
a squeeze.” Cheesehead truth.

You Can Know Me: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 4, 2014

I wear my heart on/
my sleeve, my smile on my face,/
and cheese on my head.

Dutch Braids And Cheeses: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

May 1, 2014

Her braided hair and décolletage/
reminds me of Dutch frommage:/
The real Gouda stuff!

Surrounded By Cheese: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

December 15, 2013

Surrounded by cheese,/
she shivered, yet smiled by the/
Japanese luge sled.

Relationship Stealth Mode: Romantic ImproVerse Limerick

September 12, 2013

The cheese I’ll eat all by myself./
The gift books will go back on some shelf./
The zodiac pin/
I’ll try to sell again,/
since your mode’s gone back on stealth.

Who Gets The Cheese? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

August 11, 2013

Buying Cheese and Curds at Union Star Cheese Factory in Zittau, WisconsinYes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!