Posts Tagged ‘cheddar’

I Coulda Had: Revolutionary IMprov Iambic Poem

March 11, 2016

Her butter burger
with cheddar
be mo’ betta
than the fajita
that I’ll eat-a.

Wisconsin Friday Dinner: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 11, 2015

Summer sausage and cojack cheese from Held's, Slinger WisconsinSummer sausage and/
cheese for dinner. Does it get/
much better than that?


White Brick Cheese Gift: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

January 6, 2015

Remember that smooth/

white brick I’d bring you? Now that/

you don’t read, I won’t.


Remember that sharp/

cheddar I’d bring you? Now that/

you don’t read, I won’t.

Who Gets The Cheese? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

August 11, 2013

Buying Cheese and Curds at Union Star Cheese Factory in Zittau, WisconsinYes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!

A Cheesy Romantic Iambic Poem Lament

July 13, 2013

Because she remembered me/
I bought her some cheesy/
gifts, where the brick is made thick,/
and cheddar is much better./
But if she doesn’t want to see me,/
she won’t get any.

Feeling Bad At Dinner Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

June 10, 2013

Am I the only/
man who drowns his sorrows in/
root beer and cheddar?

How Cheeseheads Get Wooed: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

August 18, 2011

She says I goo her/
when I woo her. I’m cheesehead/
bred, so she melts me.

Aged Cheddar Is Better Than Jealous: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

May 19, 2011

HRH, The Queen of England, at the Royal Wedding, proves her true loyalties

Drop green jealousy./
Change it to a nice chartreuse,/
Like Wisconsin cheese.