Being Chased: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

What’s it like to find/
one wanting to chase you like/
you want to be chased?

Why Do I Keep Having To Learn Chasing Is Wasting Time? Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I have decided:/
I am not going to chase/
anymore. I’ll wait.

Futility Personified: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku Lament

Dogs chasing their tails./
Nets thrown at reflected stars./
Attempts at romance.

A Non-Assertive Perhapsian Sonnet: Revolutionary Email Poetry

To revel in assertiveness,
I must confess,
requires an enjoyment
akin to bliss.

Sometimes, after the workout,
when I’m well perspired,
I may look at myself
and think: “WOW! I’m tired!”

Tired of the chase.
Tired of the race.
Tired of the chastisement
I sometimes must face

Tired of being too anxious to pursue, too eager to woo.
So, sometimes, I think: “Perhaps … I’m through.”