Doesn’t It? Revolutionary Revolution ImproVerse Haiku

She claims I think the/
world revolves around me, so/
I’ll make sure it does.

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Everything IS About Me: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Making everything/
about us is how we/
relate to all things.

So What If I Think I Am? Or She Is? – Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When did being the/
center of the Universe /
become a bad thing?

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How small is planet earth !

Listen. She Don’t Care: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I wish that she would/
listen to me. But she won’t,/
because she don’t care.

The Center Of The Universe: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

To you who stare and/
wonder in wonder if this/
is about you: No.

Center Of The Universe: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku Lament

I thought I could sleep/
in until she woke up and/
started yammerin’.

Do New Christmas Eve: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you’re alone on/
Christmas Eve, you look for the/
chance to do* new things.
OR
*find

Two Hours Before The Wedding: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

It’s NOT about me.
It’s not about ME.
It’s not ABOUT me.
IT’S not about me.
It’s NOT about ME.
IT’S NOT about ME.
IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!

Enjoy Reading All About You: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

You have lots to/
read today. Enjoy it. It /
IS all about YOU.

As Always, I Missed It: Romantic Email Poetic Lament

As always,
it was about me.
As always,
I was the Center of the Universe.
As always,
I got my way.
As always,
I didn’t listen.
As always,
I was the Me Monster.

As always,
I did what I wanted.
As always,
I talked about me.
As always,
My issues were paramount.

As always,
I brought guilt and pressure.
As always,
I had my own agenda.
As always,
I was demanding attention.

As always,
I’ve done wrong.
As always,
I now feel stupid because,
As always,
I didn’t realize it and,
As always,
I still don’t see it.