Milwaukee Deutsch Legacy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How’djah cutcha?/
Burnyah? What car we takin?/
Da truck? Dialect.

Listen To The Rhapsody Radio: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

A car swerved and cut/
me off just as Queen sang, loud,:/
“Let him go!” I did.

Clean Car Care: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I cleaned my car. It/
wasn’t for you, but you would/
not care anyway.

Baby On Board Stupidity! Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

You have a baby /
in your car and almost hit /
me. PLEASE! Stop texting!

Cleaning My Car Brunch: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Cleaning out my car./
Brunch: Melted chocolate wrapped in/
a stale hot dog bun.

Utah Drivers Save Energy: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

Dear Utah Drivers:
The sunrise is grey.
The sunset is grey.
The clouds are grey.
The sky is grey.
The sidewalks are grey.
The streets are grey.
The melting snow is grey.
The landscape is grey.
The rain is grey.
The sound barriers are grey.
Your dirty car is grey.
Your clean car is silver/grey.

You are not saving energy,
nor protecting your battery,
nor sparing electricity,
by driving with your car lights off!

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First Meeting Questions: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

What time and where/
should I bring my carr/
iage to your street,/
you there to meet?/
Or at work?/
Or at the park?

Carpool Haiku-L: a Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

smallish auto farts
we beg and ask for riders
stop pollution now

The New Red Car: Epilogue-a Revolutionary Poetic tragedy

“Dad! You’re F*#ing Crazy!”
“Curl up and die!”
No car is worth that.
Death.
Venom spat.

I’d rather bus or walk
than drive that car again!
I’m not giving in.
They don’t win.
I’m telling them:
take the damn car.

It doesn’t matter!
What makes me sadder
is they don’t know
they haven’t won, but lost.
And at what cost
the tragedy
of stupidity.
I don’t think they know.
Only me.