Posts Tagged ‘car crash’

Utah Crash Text Dummy: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku

October 5, 2013

So many Utah folks/
text while driving, I must write/
about it…what?!? AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Baby On Board Stupidity! Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

December 15, 2011

You have a baby /
in your car and almost hit /
me. PLEASE! Stop texting!