Missing Pinenuts Man: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Pinenuts guy on the/
side of the road! Where’d you go?/
I need to buy some!

What Strawberries and Cream Mean: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Me buying fresh, ripe/
strawberries and cream simply/
means I am hungry.

Blue Painted Mom’s Dress: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Iambic Haiku

To the mom whose child/
dabbed blue paint on her chest: I’d/
buy a new blue dress!

What A Guy Should Be Like: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Improv Haiku

He never asked me/
to buy a long distance bike./
I’ll see him again.