Posts Tagged ‘butt’

Just Say It: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

October 3, 2010

I thot 2 myself:/
“She can’t get her butt off the shelf,/
2 email, text or call me?/
Anything at all 2 me/
2 say/
‘It’s not U;/
go away./
We’re thru!'”/
So, I did.

Tall Man vs. Fat Guy: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

August 9, 2010

She wants a tall man/
to make her butt look smaller./
Won’t my fat do that?

Early Morning Newspaper Delivery: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

July 18, 2010

Graying newspaper/
Woman, trying to survive./
Please don’t pick yer butt

Intense Butt Kickin’: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing poem

April 2, 2010

I’m intense/
like a barbed-wire fence!/
I am wearing my pointy-toed/
I da ho/
cowboy boots/
and I’m gotta let loose/
on somebody’s butt/
if they don’t cowboy up!