Late Cheesy Birthday Present: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It turns out I can’t/
give her the mild brick I brought./
It aged and turned sharp.

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Who Gets The Cheese? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Yes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!

Far Away Cheese: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Somewhere deep within/
the Dairy State, fresh brick* cheese /
was made just for her.
OR
*string
*sharp

A Cheesy Romantic Iambic Poem Lament

Because she remembered me/
I bought her some cheesy/
gifts, where the brick is made thick,/
and cheddar is much better./
But if she doesn’t want to see me,/
she won’t get any.