Waffles With Blueberry Honesty: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

She’ll chalk up my honesty/
to early-morning sleepies,/
and whip me up something sweet/
for breakfast to eat,/
like waffles with blueberries.

Why Foolish: Romantic IMprov Free Verse

You sat through
breakfast
and lunch,
and slept,
feeling foolish.
I sat through
dinner,
and lost sleep,
wondering why.
3:59 a.m. Singapore time.

From My Sister’s Citrus Trees: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Orange you grapefruitful/
when you can freely feast on/
a citrus breakfast?

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How To Shut Up A Barking Dog: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
breakfast of peaches.
or

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
Cheerios breakfast.

Contentedly Saying What She Shouldn’t: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

“I shouldn’t say this,”/
she smiled contentedly, “but/
that’s the best ever!”

Freudian Pickles: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I am out of town./
She eats pickles for breakfast./
It’s so Freudian.

Nutella = Tortilla Mole’ OLE’! : Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poetry

Does Nutella/
on a tortilla/
count as mole’?/

A warm chocolate taste,/
so smooth, sweet and great,/
makes me shout “Ole!”/

At last!/
Breakfast/
better than any latte!