Why Return? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

With his spilling* still/
in her sheets, there’s no reason/
for me to be there.
Or
*sweetness

Whine Divine Relationship Slip: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

There once was a woman, I’ll say!/
Who talked me into another day/
About how her boyfriend would whine/
That their relationship was Divine,/
Until she told him to go away!

Being Practical Hopefuls: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

All boyfriends should live/
in the future AND now, as/
Practical hopefuls.

Inviting Myself: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Her new boyfriend knows
all the great hiking trails. Can
I invite myself?

2 My Boyfriend-less Daughter, Distressed: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

Don’t distress./
Music is a mistress/
and muse./
Move/
and move on./
Get yer groove on./
Be fun!/
Keep yer fashion./
Find yer passion!/
Somewhere/
some1 better is there.