First Time Meeting Exhaustion: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

At their first meeting/
he was so exhausted that/
he was boring him.

Boring Meditation Fail: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I meditated./
She was bored. Pondering is/
not boring to me.

Why Not Go Dancing: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She wondered if I/
didn’t go dancing from fear./
More likely, I’m bored.

My Nothing Teenage Life: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Watching a coming/
-of-age movie I’m thankful/
for my nothing life.

OR

As I watch a film/
on coming-of-age I’m glad/
my teen life was dull.

To Kill A Dance: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Three lonely heart songs/
in a row is enough to/
kill any good dance.

Boring Sidewalk Still Life: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Leaves on a sidewalk./
Cracks in pavement. Life’s boring/
unless you observe.
Or
until you look hard.
Or
until you think-look.

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Boring Church Talk Pearl: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

The travelogue church /

talk droned on and on. One pearl/

made boredom worthwhile.

Why Date Boring? Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Maybe as a lone/
stick-in-the-mud, boring is/
what she’s looking for.

Fantasies of You: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Fantasies of you/
get me through a very long ,/
boring solo drive.

OR
boring solo night.