If you drive I-15 between Ogden, Salt Lake City, and Provo (Utah), you’ll see more “Improve your image, fix your face/teeth/body” billboards than I think anywhere in the country. It’s quite sad.
Hey Utah! Enough /
with the image-changing signs!/
Aren’t you self happy?
OR
Hey Utah! Enough /
with image-changing signs! Can’t/
you be self happy?