Mutually Exclusive Lifestyles: Revolutionary Blogging Rhytming Haiku

You can’t expect me/
to live creatively if/
I must do fact checks.
OR
Don’t expect me to/
live spontaneously yet/
deliberately*.

*deliberately. adj. 1. Done with or marked by full consciousness of the nature and effects; intentional

Tired Of Reading: Romantic Blogging Rhyming Haiku Lament

When you read how my/
heart bleeds for you, don’t you want/
to scream: “Just shut up!” ?

Ridiculous Bus: Revolutionary Blogging Rhyming Haiku

It’s ridiculous!/
I will need to drive the bus/
to get anywhere.