Creatives Like Creations: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

As a creative,/
I appreciate getting/
created presents.

Birthday? Christmas? It Doesn’t Matter–Cheese Is Always Cool! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I didn’t thank her/
for the cool bag. That doesn’t/
mean I’m ungrateful.

Late Cheesy Birthday Present: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It turns out I can’t/
give her the mild brick I brought./
It aged and turned sharp.