Posts Tagged ‘billboard’

The One Time I’ve Liked Freeway Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

March 11, 2013

Driving into the/
heart of the sunrise, I’m glad/
for freeway billboards.
Or
Driving into the/
sunrise, freeway billboards cut/
down on the dawn’s glare.

Utah Zombie Apocalypse Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 8, 2012

Utah Zombie Apocolypse billboard for HalloweenWhy does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?

Yet Another Utah Body Sculpting “Change How You Look” Billboard: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

July 7, 2012

If you drive I-15 between Ogden, Salt Lake City, and Provo (Utah), you’ll see more “Improve your image, fix your face/teeth/body” billboards than I think anywhere in the country. It’s quite sad.

Hey Utah! Enough /
with the image-changing signs!/
Aren’t you self happy?

OR

Hey Utah! Enough /
with image-changing signs! Can’t/
you be self happy?