Proxy Date: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She’s busy and hard/
to date. Should I ask her best/
friend to be proxy?

Sure. I’m OK: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You ask if I am/
okay. I guess so, except/
I miss my best friend.

OR

I guess I’m okay,
except that I miss talking/
to my best friend. You.

Suicide Tendencies: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

My best friend told me:/
“If I was you, I’d kill me.”/
He doesn’t see joy.