Posts Tagged ‘be careful’

Be Careful Of That Wind Shift: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 5, 2017

When it’s slipp’ry out,/
fast flatulence can nearly/
knock you on your rear.

If it’s real slippery,/
your flatulence can almost/
knock you off your feet.

Avoiding Her Heart Attack: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

November 21, 2013

Why do I need to/
be careful? Why relax? If /
not, my heart’s attacked.