All Dressed Up: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

I’d bought a tux to/
wear. She’d be fairest of the/
fair. Now where’d she go?

Masquerade Sexy: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When I’m told I look/
sexy in a mask, is it/
‘cuz it hides my face?

Pretty Is As Pretty Does: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I asked some women/
to be princesses at a/
ball. They had no gowns.

Soccer Come To Meeting Call: Revolutionary Email Poem

In 1999 I coached two soccer teams: The Tarantulas (boys) and da Blues. This poem, found recently, was on my email inviting the parents and kids to a pre-season meeting.

What’s the word?!?
Haven’t you heard?
Spring’s in the air!
There’s mud everywhere!
So heed the call
to kick the ball.

(This is my greetin’
to invite you to a meetin’).