Ancestors Protect Me Like Military: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

To get to me, bad/
has to get through them.True for/
sailors, ancestors.

*Similar to the U.S. Navy commercial “The Shield” found at https://youtu.be/bBtCI8QrQtE

Stupid Good Over Bad Maybe: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

I admit being/
surprised. I’d hoped stupid good/
might win out. Maybe!

Captain Obvious: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I was scum, full of/
deception, bad. So? Tell me/
something I don’t know.

OR
I was scum, full of /
deception. So? Now tell me/
something I don’t know.

Hear The Good, Digest The Bad: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

It’s strange how we can/
hear much good about us, but/
still digest the bad.

Watching The End Come: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

You know it is real,/
and real bad, when, at the end,/
you can say nothing.