We, Broken, Can All Be Healed: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

How awesome to know/
that, in some way, we are all/
broken, but He heals.

Song To A Neonatal Nurse: Romantic Email Haiku

She welcomes new ones/
to earth, hums comfort and peace./
Can I soothe her cares?

She Smiled At Me At Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She kept smiling at/
me, changing my morning mood./
Babies uplift us!
Or
Babies lift our souls.

Baby On Board Stupidity! Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

You have a baby /
in your car and almost hit /
me. PLEASE! Stop texting!

Spelling Shakespeare: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Any woman who/
spells “Shakespeare” correctly is/
worth Achtung, Baby!

Gathering Achtung, Baby! Romantic Email Sonnet

A hot, built lady
came dancing with me.
We gathered Achtung, Baby!
of all who could see.

Out in the center
of the gym’s dance floor,
they all starred at her,
wishing for more.

The women gazed
and wished they were she.
The men were amazed
at how beautiful beauty could be.

Yet when she left to pursue evening’s slumber,
she only gave me an email, not her number.

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